這是我找到的非常搞笑的一些email回復(fù)。情況是這樣的：有些人會(huì)發(fā)出購(gòu)買(mǎi)某樣?xùn)|西的要求，這位仁兄Mike呢就喜歡回復(fù)他們，不斷地忽悠、耍、惹他們~~~ 大家看看，看不看得懂啊
What is this?
This is a collection of e-mails I have sent to people who post classified ads. My goal is to mess with them, confuse them, and/or piss them off.
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Innovative Baby Products
Posted at: 2010-05-19 00:11:41
Original ad:
LARGE CRIB WANTED
I need a large(tall) crib for my 9 month old. The crib I have right now is too small - he keeps climbing out! I need a crib that is too high for my baby to get out of it. Please respond with pictures. Contact Julia @ ********@verizon.net
From Me to ********@verizon.net: Hey Julia,
I may have the perfect crib for you. It is a very large crib that has some features to prevent your baby from escaping. Please let me know if you are interested.
Thanks,
Mike
From Julia ******** to Me: How big is it? Do you have any pictures of it?
From Me to Julia ********: Julia,
It is very large. As I said, it has modifications to prevent escape. The entire top perimeter of the crib has been reinforced with a metal frame that is connected to a car battery. When someone tries to escape the crib, they will be given a gentile electric shock, which will discourage them from attempting to climb out of the crib again. The price includes a 12 volt car battery, but a higher-voltage battery can always be purchased, depending on how fat your child is. Here is a picture of the setup:（see picture crib1.jpg)
I am currently using the crib for one of my friends who happens to be a midget. He tends to frequently get drunk and violent, so we put him in this crib when he starts getting belligerent. The battery works great for keeping him in, so I am assuming it will work great for your child. The only reason I am getting rid of it is because the midget was recently arrested for arson, so he wont even have to get out of bed to calm your baby. （see picture crib2.jpg)
It is a little mobile that I invented called "The Lullibinator." Simply hang it above the crib, and the microphone will detect when the baby is crying. If the crying reaches a certain decibel level, the box will spray a calming mist of pepper spray into the crib. It trains your baby not to cry in no time! It worked great on the midget when he started yelling. It comes with 2% CS pepper spray, which is practically harmless. It can be upgraded to bear mace if your child continues to cry. I have decorated the Lullibinator with friendly smiley faces to comfort your baby.
I am asking \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\$50 for the Lullibinator, and \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\$250 for the crib/battery combo. Let me know if you want to set up a time to stop by and check this stuff out.
Thanks,
Mike
From Julia ******** to Me: Oh my god
From Julia ******** to Me: Please tell me youre kidding, right?
From Me to Julia ********: Julia,
Why would I be kidding? I thought \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\$250 was more than reasonable. I got a lot of use out of these things before social services took my kid away. I still do whenever the midget comes over.
Mike
From Julia ******** to Me: I...dont you ever e-mail me again, you scumbag.
From Me to Julia ********: Julia,
Ill even throw this in for free:
（see picture crib3.jpg)
Now you wont have to necessarily be filled with tequila (like I said, this crib was set up for a midget). It can easily be filled with Gatorade, breast milk, or whatever else your baby prefers. Throw in a can of food and the baby can practically live on his own!
Please let me know when you are going to pick this stuff up. I am going to Atlantic City for the weekend, so I need you to get it before I leave.
Thanks,
Mike